Hey you! Do you have any idea what happens when a brick like me gets a crack?! WATER, mate! That's right—flippin’ water! It gets in here, soaks everything, ruins the whole lot! You think I enjoy sittin’ here getting soggy, fallin' apart like some cheap biscuit?! Fix me up before this chimney turns into a bloomin’ disaster! Or you’ll have mold and leaks everywhere, and trust me—you won’t like that!